We have this on going joke about how when either one of us is grumpy or not in a good mood we say “you got poop in your butt, go get the poop out” We have found this to be mostly true as we encounter in the medical field many a persons acting out when in fact are just full of poop and need to get it out. So we wrote a song about it…here it is…

 

 

 

Lyrics

If you’re feeling in a rut
Get the poop out of your butt

If you’re acting like a fool
maybe it’s just all that stool

Chorus
Get the (get the poop)
Get the poop out of your butt

If it’s stress that you are holdin’
maybe exercise your colon

If you’re acting like a grump
you should try and take a dump

Chorus

If you’re feeling kinda moody
maybe open up your booty

If you can’t just keep your cool
drop the kids off at the pool

Chorus

When you can’t shake off the cranky
you can shake off Mr. Hanky

Feeling irritable and ho hum
channel your irritable bowel syndrome

Chorus

When you are inconsolable
they make adult diapers disposable

If it’s emotions you’re investing
maybe check your large intestine

Final Chorus

Get the poop out of your butt